Watch the Trailer for Sorry Please Thank You by Charles Yu

Having a bad day? Feeling low? Work got you down? Are you currently in the middle of getting a root canal? (And if you are, why are you surfing the Internet?!) If so, give Precision Living Solutions a call. They’ll feel the pain so you don’t have to. Watch the trailer, and read more about this extraordinary service in “Standard Loneliness Package,” the first short story in Charles Yu’s collection Sorry Please Thank You.

Read the beginning of “Standard Loneliness Package” on Scribd.

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